Random Conversation with My Kid about Greeters

I was telling Shannon a story about what happened in Walmart tonight.

Me: “As I was walking out, I held up my receipt to the elderly clerk at the door. He said, ‘You have a good day now.’ And I said, ‘You don’t need to check this?’ He replied, ‘You have an honest heart, and you have an honest face. Have a blessed weekend.’”

Shan: “I would have said, ‘You’re kinda creepy. Now I’m gonna leave with all the sh*t I just stole.’”