Shannon and I have both been stranded at home with terrible bronchitis. Too much togetherness inevitably leads to bickering sometimes. Then hugs. And then more bickering.
Anyway, I decided to delve into the details of her personal life. Always risky but I was bored.
Me: “You still seein' that Indian boy?”
Shan: “It's NATIVE AMERICAN. We do not say INDIAN. Mother.”
Me: (rolls eyes) “Whatever. And it's not MOTHER. It's MATERNAL UNIT.”
Shan: (frogs me)
It was deserved...
