Shan and I were walking through the parking lot to get into the grocery store the other day. As we often do, we exchanged the same-old-same-old verbiage:
Shan: “Slow down.”
Me: “Hurry up.”
Shan: “Gah! You walk too fast.”
Me: “No, I’m old but you’re slow. What’s up with that?”
Or something to that effect…
This particular day, I was trying to encourage her to keep up with me, because as usual, I was in a hurry.
Me: “You see this whole ‘not getting hit by a car’ thing I’m doing? It’s because I am walking FAST.”
Shan: “You know that whole ‘yield to pedestrians’ thing? It’s the LAW in Johnston County.”
Me: “We’re in Harnett.”
Shan: “Oh! Crap!” (walks faster)
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