Saturday, June 6, 2009

Random Conversation with My Kid about Paternity















With My Kid, watching the VH1 100 Greatest Songs of the 80's. The song “Billie Jean” by Michael Jackson is number four.

Kid: “You know when you think about it, ‘Billie Jean’ is kind of a creepy song.”

Me: “Two words - paternity test.”

Kid: “Mom, it was the 80s. Paternity wasn't invented yet.”

Me: “The dinosaur stork stopped bringing the babies in the late seventies.”

Kid: “Huh. Yet another myth dispelled.”

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