Okay, so this one is not very politically correct, but then again neither are we, so oh well.
Shan has been getting a lot of mail lately. She's been bored and has been ordering stuff like crazy over the internet.
The other day she was with me when I drove up to the mail box. I saw a package addressed to her, noticed the return address, and asked "What in the world are you getting from China?"
Excitedly, she took the package and exclaimed, "My BRIDE!!!!"